June 2011
Happy Birthday Ariana Grande
i love you
i have alcohol! →
come home from an engagement party after a few drinks
headache comes on like a bitch
get beer out of fridge
drink it
???
PROFIT!
"quick one before you go?"
the ‘quick one’ line.. works every time
dalefoley:
I’d probably cut my arm off to live in any part of the south of Italy. Or the south of France.
both fucking lovely places to be!
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I'm that person everyone replaces after a while.
Why has nobody made an app to make the iPhone...
dontyoufeelsorry:
I mean, come ON.
scott.. im pretty sure your date spiked you with horny pills